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5
Oct

Two Shocking Updates Added To WTFhousewives

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The number of suburban Porn wives are growing everyday! Look out guys the ladies are surfing the net now! Plus… Nymphomania !! Fact or just every guys fantasy?
Stop by WTF Housewives for this and more!
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19
Sep

Things Get Kinky And Inky @ WTFhousewives

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Things have gotten kinky and inky over at WTFhousewives.com this week.
With two hot southern bells getting down and dirty at the bar for everyone to enjoy, Our very own WTFhousewives “Even”girl getting some new ink at a swanky Scottsdale tattoo studio and another wild wife exploring the sex toy revolution, tongues will be wagging and I don’t mean for the piercers needle!
Stop by and catch up on all the gossip…No Cover Charge Anytime!!!! …lol!
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10
Sep

Squish My Boobs!

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Come on in and give them a big squeeze

Come on in and give them a big squeeze

Do you like squeezing the Charmin?  Touching? Loving? Squeezing?  Well I have something for all of you to touch, protect, squeeze and take care of.   I’ve always wondered how I could do something politically correct and at the same time provide you guys with a little entertainment.  Now I’ve got a game for us all to play,  How do we take care of Rebecca and ourselves?  So close your eyes and pretend we are married.  Come into my bedroom and let’s play husband and wife.  I’ll take care of you if you take care of me.  Yes.  My tit for your tat!

 Do you care for me?  Well let me show you how to do it!  By the way, I’ll take care of you too!  Come in and let’s care of each other.

6
Sep

WTF? Housewives of course!!!

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The Gossip is getting juicy over at WTF Housewives this week! What with a Real Live Housewives pulling a Brittany and The LezBots running wild in the Great white north. Plus we get our first “Editorial” from the somewhat twisted mind of WTF’s own Johnny Cumlately !! Seeing is believing gang……..
CHECK IT OUT!!!

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30
Aug

Crazy New Gossip @ WTF Housewives!!!!!

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She Can Cook Too? An AZ sex kitten shares some of her best naughty recipes for keeping her men happy. Made with love and lust straight from this naked milfs sex kitchen!!!
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NY Housewife Caught In Pants Down Scandal!!Oh-la-la! Talk about scandal! NY housewife Maddison has enough to spare this time around! Normally, we rely on sources to bring us the scoop but this time, our camera man caught the lusty wife in more than a compromising position.
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WTF Houeswives Goes Party Crashing!!!Well to be more accurate, we are planning to go party crashing! After attending the last Dreamnet Meet and Greet in AZ, WTF Housewives will definitely be returning to The Sept 13th 2008 Meet and Greet Event in Tempe AZ.null


21
Aug

The Other Side of the Tracks

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The Other Side of the Tracks

The Other Side of the Tracks

The Other Side of the Tracks

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I was always told to be a good girl and never venture to the “other side of the tracks”. I was told that danger existed over there and a girl like me could get hurt. It would be dangerous and that I should stay away not only from there but from anyone else who came from there.

Well we all know that I have come out of my shell and have no fear. Well, maybe just a little. I’m just too curious as to what I’ve been missing. I also enjoy the thought of a little danger and meeting someone from the “dark side”. In fact I’m sure I might just like it a little too much.

Okay, I’m a little scared. Maybe you could come along with me just in case I run into a little trouble? Just watch my backside and make sure I don’t get ambushed!

I was always told to be a good girl and never venture to the “other side of the tracks”. I was told that danger existed over there and a girl like me could get hurt. It would be dangerous and that I should stay away not only from there but from anyone else who came from there.

Well we all know that I have come out of my shell and have no fear. Well, maybe just a little. I’m just too curious as to what I’ve been missing. I also enjoy the thought of a little danger and meeting someone from the “dark side”. In fact I’m sure I might just like it a little too much.

Okay, I’m a little scared. Maybe you could come along with me just in case I run into a little trouble? Just watch my backside and make sure I don’t get ambushed! Please Come along and take care of me!

18
Aug

AZ’s Own Celebrity Magnet Busted & Pussy Paradise Is Found

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WTF ???? Housewives that is!
Well this week gang AZ’s very own party wife gets busted in the arms of a big black football hero while one of WTF’s finest finds pussy paradise right here on earth! WTF are we talking about? You have to check out WTF Housewives if you want the skinny on it.
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12
Aug

WTF???? The Latest Scandals

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NEWS FLASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oversexed Hottie Scandalizes Church Town !!
while in the deep south Progressive Southern Hospitals Try SEX Therapy !!
Can things get any more crazy ?????????? You have to stop by to find out.
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9
Aug

Hot New WTF Housewives Gossip !!!!

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Hey Gang!
If you have not stopped by WTF Housewives lately, you are missing some pretty wild stuff!
What with naked sleep walking housewives scandalizing the Golden Gate Bridge, A Canadian sex kitten showing us the hottest new no panties bike humping stunts and one of our local lovelies getting busted nude in a well known Lingerie shop. Things are getting crazy over here!!!!! Stop by and put in your two cents on our open to everyone blog.
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7
Aug

Olympic Spirit Dreamnet Style

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Got Big Balls?
Got Big Balls?

I love the Olympics. Do you? In fact I think the whole notion of the Olympics sometimes gets lost in the idea of international competition. What I love is the notion of the spirit of competition and how the torch represents that inner fire in all of us. If I could have done one sport, it is volleyball. I love beach volleyball in particular. In fact, I was going to have my husband take photos of me playing beach volleyball in an “over 30” women’s doubles tournament, but it rained cats and dogs, so with the Olympic spirit in mind we took photos in our garage instead. I’m sure you won’t mind. Think I could have made the Olympic team?

Did you all know that I’m a three sport girl? Well you should at least know that I’m all about the Gold. I’ll be watching the Olympics closely because all those beautiful bodies will be strutting their stuff over the next two weeks. Come in and see how I will be competing with them! Your balls are in my court! CLICK HERE!